Never a dull moment at UON

Walked into the bathroom at uni, and someone’s in one of the stalls, nbd. I finish up and am washing my hands when I hear ‘Aaaah shit’

Thinking it’s time to help a sister out, I say ‘Heya, all good in there?’

The door opens and she’s sitting on the toilet, fully clothed, with the seat down, holding a Nintendo DS, playing Mario Kart

She explains that she wanted some quiet to beat a level she was stuck on

I nod politely and close the stall door. As I’m leaving I hear ‘Don’t fall off the track motherfucker’




To say the least, it was an interesting first day back